as Paul Delamare
as Le narrateur
as Vacard
as Nicolas Sarkozy
as Guillaume Van Effentem
as L'homme au break
as Capitaine Pierret
as Serra
as Nino
as Legret
as Molina
as Tony
as Inspector Levallois
as Grocer
as Alain Bisset
as Gadouille
as Inspecteur Serge Minot
as Moreno (voice)
as Daniel
as Voltaire
as Antoine
as Michel Fernandez
as Nils
as Piotr
as Spinozi
as François
as Ludo, adolescent
as Raboliot
as Théophile Maupas
as Gustave
as Pierre Labatut
as Georges
as Jean-Philippe Chevalier
as Actor who refuses to film with Laurent
as Arnaud
as Alex
as Chris
as Mike (not credited)
as Jean
as Grégoire
as Alfred Dreyfus
as Professeur de théâtre
as Acolyte
as Fred
as Serge
as Claude
as Pierre Combaud
as Franck
as Jésus
as Healer
as Arnaud Roussel / François Conrad / Crésus
as Zed
as Jean-Paul
as Dumont
as 112
as Michel Masselot
as Francis Heaulme
as Pablo Picasso
as (voice)
as Alphonse Chauvieux
as Yves Kermadec
as Benoit
as Pierre Duval
as French President
as Fabien Vincent
as Dangeac
as Grégory Marsan
as Grandin
as Prosper Saval
as Colbert
