as Vic
as Mr. Keller
as Victor (Maitre'd)
as Maitre'd
as Officer Stone
as Steve Popovich
as Loan Officer
as Sir Edward Ramsay (voice)
as SEC Agent #1
as Ernest
as Ted Goggle
as Photographer
as Mr. Munster
as Chip
as Yuppie Man
as Dave
as Brad Cooper
as Immigration
as Ken
as Alien Crewman
as Dr. Dresdin
as Announcer
as Johnson
as Producer #2
as Charles Kolchak
as Guy in Absurd Sweater
as Maitre D'
as Dr. David Lyman
as Maitre 'D
as Colonel Stanley Owlen
as Vet
as Club Manager
as Joseph Haydn / Aristocrat #1 / Constable #1 (voice)
as Storage Manager
as Waiter
as John Monahan
as Carl
as Narrator