as Vic
as Mr. Keller
as Steve Popovich
as Maitre'd
as Victor (Maitre'd)
as Loan Officer
as Sir Edward Ramsay (voice)
as Officer Stone
as SEC Agent #1
as Ernest
as Ted Goggle
as Photographer
as Sam Tyler
as Yuppie Man
as Mr. Munster
as Chip
as Dr. Dresdin
as Immigration
as Dave
as Ken
as Alien Crewman
as Producer #2
as Johnson
as Charles Kolchak
as Announcer
as Brad Cooper
as Guy in Absurd Sweater
as Maitre D'
as Vet
as Colonel Stanley Owlen
as Dr. David Lyman
as Maitre 'D
as Club Manager
as Storage Manager
as Bob
as Waiter
as Carl
as Joseph Haydn / Aristocrat #1 / Constable #1 (voice)
as Narrator