as Doctor
as Fitch
as Rocco
as Jesus
as Richard Johnson
as Himself
as jason klein
as Danny Pierce
as Joe Odom
as Shaman
as Self
as Vice President
as Michael
as Elvis Presley
as Noah
as Doogy
as Barker
as Ghouly
as Nicholas 'Nick' De Noia
as Dylan
as Nino
as Guy
as Quinn
as Dan O'Dare
as Ring-Wearing Alien (voice)
as Rudy Maravilla
as Robert Marrs
as Vince Fisher
as Chris Pappas
as Marc
as Dr. Woods
as William Mamet
as Craig Turner
as Reverend TimTom
as Keating
as Gray McClaughlin
as Jarret
as Al Sapienza
as Steve
as Nick Bosch (segment "On a Deadman's Chest")
as Lewis Abernathy
as Zach
as Simon
as Richard 'Freefall' Burns
as Barry
