as Colonel Mustafa Kahlid
as Casino Dealer
as Tim (as Larry Thomasof)
as Mr. Allen
as Larry The Lips
as Jerry Morgan
as Artie Benson
as Self (archive footage)
as Self
as Hamid Bin Al-Sheib
as Dr. Dick Asskis
as Dr. Hajia
as Osama Bin Ladin
as Larry
as Doctor Chiller
as Coach Kassem Bosco
as Josiah
as Jimmy
as Sheik
as Convenience Store Clerk
as Yev Kassem
as Zampano
as Mr. Galloway
as Grant (segment "The Wrestler")
as Maitre'd
as Akhmad the Taxi Driver
