as Spotty Man
as Jake/Witch
as Cecil
as Paul Brennan
as Edward Hillingdon
as Cody
as Silvestro
as The Statue
as Doctor
as Gray
as Sportsex Contestant
as Paul Macy
as DCS Ilsley
as Stephen
as Philip Howard
as Jeff
as Macduff
as Lyngstrand
as Nick Dryden
as Steve
as Hermes
as Captain Hobbs
as Self
as Delario
as Tim
as Bishop Pierre Cauchon
as Suetonius
as Disgruntled Diner
as Jim
as Aeron Greyjoy
as Ian Craigie
as Leonard Sidden
as Wayne Simpson
as Gerry Whitmore
as Valma / Frank Pollitt
as Trevor Hine
as Gillis
as Rodney Smithson
as Asst. Commissioner Evans
as O'Neill
as Kenny Keely
as Maj George Dolan, RMP
as Sportsex Contestant (uncredited)
as Sir Matthew Nathan
as Ronnie Hackett
as Andrew Wilson
as Judge Varley
as Christopher Weaver
as Commander Enwright
as Edgar Bowker
as Tiarks
as Naylor