as Gofer / Slap (voice)
as Self
as 'Jock' Everett / Kommondant Stamfel
as Benny 'The Kid' Lindowski
as R. S. Widdowes
as Postman
as Dexter Munro
as Murdoch Troon
as Self (archive footage)
as William Hazlitt
as Tourism Agent, Loch Ness Monster
