as Announcer (voice) (uncredited)
as Technician (Voice)
as Brad Bird / Dane the Saxophone Bird (voice)
as Narrator (voice)
as Spider Lieutenant / Store Employee (voice)
as Construction Foreman / Additional Voices (voice)
as Grumpy (voice)
as Morgan Freeman (Voice)
as Narrator
as Morgan Freemond (voice)
as Tyler
as The Feds
as Patrick Swayze / Robert Loggia (voice)
as James Taylor (voice)
as Sean Hannity (voice)
as Joe Biden (voice)
as Michael McDonald (voice)
as Joey Lawrence (voice)
as Elf (voice)
as Danny McBride (voice)
as John Mayer (voice)
as Red Redding (voice)
as Tommy Lee Jones (voice)
as John Davidson (voice)
as Aaron Sorkin (voice)
as (voice)
as Dennis Quaid / Tommy Lee Jones (voice)
as Don Imus (voice)
as Morgan Freeman (voice)
as Red Cloak (voice)
as Garrison Keillor (voice)
as Samuel Alito (voice)
as Kevin Costner (voice)
as Drew Carey (voice)
as Robert Stack (voice)
as Security Guard (voice)
as Wayne Gretzky (voice)
as Man at Bar (voice)
as Paul Rudd (voice)
as Jaramillo Henchman (voice)
as Junior (voice)
as Jerry Seinfeld (voice)
as Elijah Wood(voice)
as Narrator / Additional Voices (voice)
as Geoff Peterson (voice)
as JFK Clones / Additional Voices (voice)
as Additional Voices (voice)
as Squoo / Al Gore (voice)
as Politician (voice)
as Jeff Bezos / MI6 Agent (voice)
as Rafe Master / Steve (voice)
as Ken Burns / JFK / Jimmy Fallon (voice)
as The Pope (voice)
as Tobey Maguire / Bradley Cooper (voice)
as Gil (voice)
as Matt / Canadian Scarface (voice)
as Condom
