as Club Manager
as Harry
as (archive footage)
as party friend #2
as Peter
as Hyde
as Garcia
as Schmuley 'Snot' Lonstein
as Cobra Kai
as Cop
as Male Vanessa Rampling
as gerbil man
as Andrew Barsons
as Deadpool
as Janitor
as Ralph / Kick Azz / Jamaican Viewer
as Screech
as Mercenary
as Major Stevens
as Doink The Clown
as Poindexter
as Mr. Moustache (nonsex)
as Police Officer
as Ralph Long
as Photographer