as Angelo
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as Dee
as Pretty Boy
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as Caller
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as Wang Hung Lo
as Party Guest
as Brimstone
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as Photographer
as Pvt. Phillips
as Logos
as Smiley
as Judge Carlyle
as Arliss (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
as Inbred Jed
as Alien Boss (voice)
as Homeless Man
as Zombie
as Det. Ray Garton
as Mad Rapper
as Sheriff Winston (voice)
as Julio
as Ronald
as Trace McNeil
as Museum Curator
as Si
as Jed Turner
as Louie
as Sluggo
as Dr. Lanyon
as Elliot Benson
as Sergeant Pollard Rodgers
as Dr. Izar
as Gordon
as Self
as Paul
as Professor Blaisdale
as The Mastermind
as Gen. Smedley Pittsburgh
as Dave
as Pvt. Parts / Harold The Babyboomer Asshole / Johnny Florida / Agent Santori / Cleetus / Mickey Crowbar / Anonymous Worker / Doctor Harry Samuels Beard M.D. / Homeless Joe
as Cabbie
as Agent Ralph Mahoney
as Thug #2
as Freddy Palmer
as Burke
as Mike
as Harry
as Stork
as American Jed
as Bert
as Nightmare Agent
as Monster 1
